What ad exec at Taco Bell decided personifying burritos was the way to sell tacos? Am I suppose to believe a beef melt is really talking to a nurse at the emergency room? Is anyone? Is that even in a small way funny?
In an effort to find out, I will now personify my breastmilk(bm):
BM: Help, I'm lost!
Police: But you're milk!
BM: Actually I'm Breastmilk.
Police: How can you be lost?
BM: I've lost my boob.
Police: How can you lose a boob?
BM: I don't know I'm just breastmilk.
Police: You're going to have to wait 48 hours to file a missing persons report.
BM: I'm not missing a person, I'm missing a boob.
Funny? No....not at all... Seriously, send an email to Taco Bell and tell them to fire their marketing team.
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