So the pod person went on vaca on the day my son pooped on our sheets, the floor needs vacuuming, lesson plans aren't ready, and my husband is watching football. Incidentally how did an academic like myself wind up with a sports fan. Now don't peg me as one of those women who can't differentiate between a touchdown and a homerun. I know the rules to most major sports and understand them but I don't get why its entertaining. Moving on...If you fit the job description below, I have a salary of endless love to offer you:
-endless supply of patience and energy
- no need to sleep or eat
- a drive to actually clean the house not just move around the mess
- a willingness to have sex with my husband - lord knows I don't have the energy and he has needs
- a general love of cats
- the ability to hang pictures, clean tile, fold laundry and scrub pans
- boobs that never tire of being used as a pacifier, chew toy, and bottle
- bilingual - not sure why but it seems like a good idea.
I'm sure I just described moms everywhere, except for the fourth one. 'Cuz let's face it, no mom has time for sex.
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